You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Randomize
