Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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