How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
