I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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