I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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