is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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