i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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