i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize