We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
