it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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