69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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