oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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