it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
accomplished twins. life is a go
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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