I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so that wasnt chicken after all
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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