I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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