At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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