never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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