I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so explain again why im purple
no
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
