Christians are straight up FREAKS
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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