That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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