I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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