do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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