Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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