At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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