The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Randomize
