It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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