so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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