You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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