That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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