The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize