I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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