adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
