Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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