You really coming over, don't trick.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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