What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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