there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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