i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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