doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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