1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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