Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
