I want to stick my p in your. b.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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