stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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