Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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