But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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