Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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