Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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