Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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