She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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