Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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