Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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