He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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