You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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