Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You're like the curious george of whores
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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