well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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