as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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