Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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