Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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